We are proud to present
Issue Eighteen
of No Contact
Rebooting How I Met Your Mother for the 2020-2021 Network TV Season
by Chris Vanjonack
Although they share an instant attraction, Robin declines Ted’s invitation to go back to his apartment, expressing concern that he’s not taking social distancing seriously enough.
A Lethal Woman
by K.B. Carle
I am the femme fatale. I linger in doorways, knee bent, back of my hand pressed to my forehead.
Bill of Goods
by Chandra Steele
The Times called and they might come by and profile us because how many people are there living their complete lives but also constantly selling it, too?
When Your Girlfriend Says She’s Catwoman
by Candace Hartsuyker
When your girlfriend who says she’s Catwoman hides, it’s your job to find her.