Welcome to
Issue Four
of No Contact
An Open Letter to the CEO of Hinge on the App's Failure to Get Me Virtually Laid
by Rachel A.G. Gilman
Limit the number of passes we are allowed, too. Even Candy Crush forces users to wait after breaking five hearts.
Total Viewer Experience
by Gauraa Shekhar
I am of the Laundry Folding Movie persuasion. Show me a comfort movie starring Greg Kinnear as Dad. Show me Paul Rudd and Courtney Love making out in a dingy bathroom stall.
Ten-Minute Perpetual Stew
by Elliot Alpern
Now right off the bat here, I’m gonna tell you straight — this stew’ll take a few past ten minutes.