We are proud to present
Issue Nine
of No Contact
In Which You Are Elizabeth Bennet in the Year 2020
by Tori Rego
In this version, Darcy is a woman, and you argue over unemployment. Darcy is still proud and flawed and not at all beautiful.
Donny Can’t Stop Touching the Caravaggio
by Jihoon Park
See that red line on the floor? Stay behind the line Donny.
Gloria’s Pet
by Michael Colbert
Meagan describes her subscriptions to the New Yorker as aspirational. Meagan was sleeping with other men and never thought I’d notice.