We are proud to present
Issue Ten
of No Contact


I Find Myself Behind the Wheel of a Mid-Sized Automobile
by Paul Ruta
The trunk’s packed with important papers, computers, a guitar, and other stuff you don’t put on an airplane.


Ben Affleck Characters Ranked by Likelihood of Post-Apocalypse Survival
by Elliot Alpern
Constantly outwitted, frequently couch-ridden, Nick Dunne would barely survive a six-hour power outage.