We are proud to present
Issue Twenty-Nine
of No Contact
Action Figure
by Christopher Boucher
I’m still not sure why I was chosen as the model for an action figure in the first place, but the company that made it — Soleil, Inc. — told me they compiled a list of the most depressing profiles they could find and chose mine from over a thousand finalists.
The Obituary Writer
by Joe Kapitan
The obituary writer has writer’s block. No one has died today, she thinks. No, that’s impossible. Instead: no one died well today. Instead: today died unwell.
The Natural Method of Dog Training
by Gary Fincke
For years, his mother said, “Accept no rides from strangers. Don’t even approach an unfamiliar car.” At twelve, he began to hitchhike.
Baby Teeth
by Lauren Cassani Davis
The doors to the Cancer Ward were sponsored by McDonalds. It was almost September—school started in two weeks, and I wasn’t ready.
Looking to read more?
Here’s the latest from Liquid Carriage. Dive into all the libations that carry us along, with sips of visual appeal, culture, color, vibrancy, intoxication, and of course, taste.
Find more features on The Remote Viewer.